Thursday, 13 December 2012


Come on, admit it. Which one of you swapped my toddler for Damien the Omen?

No? Really..?

I am of course kidding. She's not really that bad. Most of the time.

Back in the day, I used to think that Princess couldn't get any worse. Her tantrums were astronomical, she was violent and she was nasty. But do you know what I find ten times harder to deal with?


Seriously Princess, at the age of 2!? Calling Mummy "stupid!" and stamping your precious little huge feet is not acceptable. Demanding that I make you a milkshake "RIGHT NOW" whilst attempting to push me towards the fridge, is quite frankly, not on.

Growling, teeth baring and scrunching up your eyebawlz in an attempt to protest is not an attractive look. You're cute babe, but you're pushing it.

I know I'm not the only Mother to deal with these trials. She's hit the Terrible Two's, that much is obvious. I just didn't expect so much bloody drama from a toddler. I mean, she's just learnt to talk, how does she even know what stupid means!?

Sometimes it's funny, but other times it's pushing me to the brink. I can ignore a tantrum or unnecessary screeching. But I can't ignore a toddler who is in my face, calling me names, making demands, smacking with force and generally being a cowbag.

That's right. I said it. I know you were all thinking it.

But it's all normal right? It'll pass? - Please say yes before I cry. *waits for sanity to return*

Then again, when I see her looking like this: fast asleep, mucky faced and quiet.. all is forgiven.

Until tomorrow.

And while I'm at it.. Come on Disney Jnr and bring out some more Doc McStuffin. It's the only bloody thing that keeps her quiet.


Louise said...

middle man is obsessed with Doc Mcstuffins too! She 's his friend! And he is also a devil! It does pass....eventually xx

MummyNeverSleeps said...

WELCOME DUDE! *passes you wine*

Erica Price said...

They all have their moments don't they?

Misty B said...

Haha I sure hope so. I feel like an awful parent when I'm wishing her away to bed, but sometimes a break is in order!

Misty B said...

If I refuse the wine, does that mean I can keep my cute innocent baby? Who am I kidding, I never turn down wine!

Misty B said...

Most definitely. Some moments seem to last forever haha

Emily Foran said...

Tell me about it!! Madam is 6, I can just about cope with the bad behaviour, squealing etc etc but when she gives me that look of attitude and says something like 'but Mummy you don't know or you said' in a certain tone...

I have to reach for the Sherry (now I have to do my Xmas shop again)!! xx

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