Where oh where, would I be without wine?
I just can't help it
It tastes so damn fine.
Where would I be without that beautiful pink drink?
The idea of it terrifies me
I really hate to think.
My feelings for wine, they run so deep,
Without this miracle in a bottle,
I probably wouldn't sleep.
Where would I be without my Mummy juice?
It really is amazing,
A glass I can't bear to lose.
I feel so complete, with wine glass in hand,
I can't drink anything else,
It just tastes so bland.
Water, Coke, Pepsi or Gin,
They just don't hit the spot
Like my beautiful pink friend.
Whether it's with dinner, or a drink with the girls
Wine, I love you,
You really rock my world.
My love for you is oh so strong,
With you in my life,
I just can't go wrong.